Mari Ann said it best when she uttered, “When was the last time we had tater tots?” This, of course, should be a familiar site to anyone who has ever had to move an appliance. The years of looking casually around for witnesses and sweeping a fallen object under the stove had finally caught up to me. I had braced myself for the horror I would inevitably uncover and was actually expecting far worse. Remember everyone, just inches away from your seemingly spotless kitchen dwells a pile of hair, skin flakes, dust, food, and possible mouse skeletons waiting to be uncovered once you decide to improve your house.